{"id":88071,"date":"2018-01-17T10:21:00","date_gmt":"2018-01-17T10:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mostafa.openonline.co.uk\/?guid=8c55baf64d71d637087be4ad70b63037"},"modified":"2018-01-17T10:21:00","modified_gmt":"2018-01-17T10:21:00","slug":"press-release-aliens-vertigo-and-a-glasgow-nightclub-included-in-this-years-expenses-and-excuses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mostafa.openonline.co.uk\/?p=88071","title":{"rendered":"Press release: Aliens, vertigo, and a Glasgow nightclub included in this year\u2019s expenses and excuses"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"govspeak\">\n<p>Every year, following the 31 January Self Assessment (SA) deadline, HM Revenue and Customs (HMRC) receives a number of imaginative and intriguing excuses for not completing tax returns on time. Each year also sees some wildly optimistic expense claims. Recent excuses include:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>I couldn\u2019t file my return on time as my wife has been seeing aliens and won\u2019t let me enter the house.<\/li>\n<li>I\u2019ve been far too busy touring the country with my one-man play.<\/li>\n<li>My ex-wife left my tax return upstairs, but I suffer from vertigo and can\u2019t go upstairs to retrieve it.<\/li>\n<li>My business doesn\u2019t really do anything.<\/li>\n<li>I spilt coffee on it.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>As well as the excuses, HMRC also receives some questionable items which taxpayers have tried to expense:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>A three-piece suite for my partner to sit on when I\u2019m doing my accounts.<\/li>\n<li>Birthday drinks at a Glasgow nightclub.<\/li>\n<li>Vet fees for a rabbit.<\/li>\n<li>Hotel room service \u2013 for candles and prosecco.<\/li>\n<li>\u00a34.50 for sausage and chips meal expenses for 250 days.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>The excuses and expenses listed above were all rejected.<\/p>\n<p><a rel=\"external\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=R9TyIjO0W3I\">Self Assessment &#8211; Weakest Excuses and Worst Expenses<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Angela MacDonald, HMRC Director General of Customer Services, said:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Each year we\u2019re making it easier and more intuitive for our customers to complete their tax return, but each year we still come across some questionable excuses, whether that\u2019s blaming a busy touring schedule or seeing aliens. However, help will always be provided for those who have a genuine excuse for not submitting their return on time.<\/p>\n<p>We also receive absurd expense claims from vet fees for a rabbit to room service at a hotel. It is unfair to make honest taxpayers pick up the bill for other people\u2019s spurious claims, so HMRC will only accept sincere claims such as legitimate expenses for a job.<\/p>\n<p class=\"last-child\">If you think you might miss the 31 January deadline, get in touch with us now &#8211; the earlier we\u2019re contacted, the more help we can offer.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>The deadline for sending 2016 to 2017 Self Assessment tax returns to HMRC, and paying any tax owed, is 31 January 2018. Self Assessment customers can now also submit their return via their personal tax account. It takes 5 minutes to sign up for an account <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gov.uk\/personal-tax-account\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<h3 id=\"notes-for-editors\">Notes for Editors<\/h3>\n<ol>\n<li>If you are submitting your 2016 to 2017 Self Assessment return online for the first time, you will need to register for SA Online. Registering for online filing is simple \u2013 you can do it <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gov.uk\/topic\/personal-tax\/self-assessment\">here<\/a>\n<\/li>\n<li>HMRC has previously announced that we will treat those with genuine excuses leniently, as we focus our penalties on those who persistently fail to complete their tax returns and deliberate tax evaders. This remains the case, although the excuse must be genuine and we might ask for evidence. Those listed above were all declined on the basis that they were either untrue or not good enough reasons.<\/li>\n<li>Customers who provide HMRC with a reasonable excuse before the 31 January deadline can avoid a penalty after this date.<\/li>\n<li>Help is available from the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gov.uk\/topic\/personal-tax\/self-assessment?utm_source=GOVUK-HMRChomepage&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_campaign=SA18\">GOV.UK website<\/a> or from the Self Assessment helpline on 0300 200 3310.<\/li>\n<li>The deadline for Self Assessment returns is 31 January.<\/li>\n<li>The penalties for late tax returns are:\n<ul>\n<li>An initial \u00a3100 fixed penalty, which applies even if there is no tax to pay.<\/li>\n<li>After 3 months, additional daily penalties of \u00a310 per day, up to a maximum of \u00a3900<\/li>\n<li>After 6 months, a further penalty of 5% of the tax due or \u00a3300, whichever is greater<\/li>\n<li>After 12 months, another 5% or \u00a3300 charge, whichever is greater.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>There are also additional penalties for paying late of 5% of the tax unpaid at 30 days, six months and 12 months.<\/li>\n<li>An audio clip of Angela McDonald\u2019s statement is also available <a href=\"mailto:christopher.ocallaghan@hmrc.gsi.gov.uk\">upon request<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li>Follow HMRC\u2019s press office on Twitter <a rel=\"external\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HMRCpressoffice\">@HMRCpressoffice<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li>HMRC\u2019s Flickr channel can be found <a rel=\"external\" href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/hmrcgovuk\/\">here<\/a>.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<h3 id=\"press-contact\">Press contact<\/h3>\n<p>Patrick O\u2019Brien<br \/>\nTel: 03000 585 024<br \/>\nEmail: patrick.o\u2019brien@hmrc.gsi.gov.uk<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>HMRC releases latest list of rejected Self Assessment expenses and excuses ahead of the 31 January deadline<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mostafa.openonline.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88071"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mostafa.openonline.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mostafa.openonline.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mostafa.openonline.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mostafa.openonline.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=88071"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mostafa.openonline.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88071\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":88081,"href":"https:\/\/mostafa.openonline.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88071\/revisions\/88081"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mostafa.openonline.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=88071"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mostafa.openonline.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=88071"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mostafa.openonline.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=88071"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}